Today
well today was interesting, it was a usual lazy day at home for the most part then I went into the kitchen and heard to guys in the back garden loudly discussing about how best to steal my bike! cheeky fuckers! well obviously I walked right outside to ask them what the hell were they doing, they were drunk and claimed to think the house was abandoned and they liked “collecting” shit from abandoned houses, collecting, fucking thieving more like! but they left without hassle so that wasn’t so bad, I’m just pissed they claimed my house looked abandoned! sure the garden isn’t the neatest but it’s not derelict. scumbags
